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Kim Kardashian Playboy stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don’t see how it’s physically possible for them not to.
I’m pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there’d be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. “What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”
You really dont need me to point out the fact that Kim Kardashian has one of the most obscene rear ends to ever grace the pages of Hollywood Tuna but I will anyway.
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Kim Kardashians Ass Is Freaky!
What the hell is going on in there?? I know some guys are fans of a bootie, and women have been known to get ass implants to augment their cheeks, but this is ridiculous. Am I saying that Kim recently got buttock implants? Well it sure as hell looks like it.
Makes sense I guess. Her sex tape was a total bust, so maybe turning her ass into a 40lbs marshmallow will get her the attention she craves so badly.
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For all those wanting to get know Kim Kardashians ass better, here are 6 different angles of Kim Kardashians ass in a bikini.
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Kim Kardashian Ass likes to feed her ass junk food! This is no surprise to anyone!
Kim Kardashian Ass told People Magazine that she was completely addicted to junk food, and she just cant help it. Kim also confessed she does workout, but mainly just her butt and legs. She went on to say that her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, doesnt care about her diet and that he loves her anyway! Kim said:
He doesnt care what I eat. He loves me just the way I am.
Sure he doesnt care!! But if Kim were to gain 50 pounds, Im sure he would dump her so fast her head would spin! Kim doesnt look that bad.she just has a FAT ass! But hellif all the junk food continues to go straight to the ass then.eat away!! She clearly wants to attract the kind of men that like HUGE asses, so then EAT (I say!)
Kim Kardashian Playboy likes black guys anyway. Black guys LOVE a HUGE ass, so its perfect for her!! I think Kourtney is the cutest Kardashian! She looks pretty damn healthy to me!
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I do realize this is almost a carbon copy of yesterdays Nicole Scherzinger Shows us her Good Side post, but who better to kick off The Grumpiests All Ass Hump Day than one of the biggest and best asses working (I use the term loosely) in the business today. Kim Kardashian Playboy and her, what? Ass implants? Can take on any challengers when it comes to the Gluteal Arts. It is an art you know, you try finding a hot girl with big tits, a big ass and a hard body. Theyre very rare.. Like blonde Asians and Unicorns.
Ass a Matter of Fact: Man Ogles Kim Kardashian Playboy
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Its been awhile since we had a good ogle. Fortunately, the following incident is far less creepy than the time Ashton Kutcher drooled over step daughter Rumer Willis.
As Kim Kardashian Playboy went for a stroll in Beverly Hills yesterday, at least one onlooker was impressed with what he saw. Then again, considering the size of Kardashians backside, he may have simply been overwhelmed.
Where else was the guy to look?
After much time and deliberation it has occurred to me that when the God finally decides hes had enough with reality shows and Heidi Montag, there will be no safer place on earth to hide from his wrath then Kim Kardashians ass Playboy.
With nearly 50 miles circumventing her rectums inner core, nothing, not even a shrapnel bomb, could cause damage to that monstrosity. Good luck with your makeshift bomb shelter youll be needing it!
Heres Kim Playboy and her ginormous ass clothes shopping at Rumor in Sherman Oaks earlier this week.
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